Mom: I’m going now, I want the house clean when I’m back in 2 hours

justjamx3s:

sodamnrelatable:

totally-relatable:

You: Yeah, sure thing.

Next hour and a half…

And then your mom calls to say she’ll be home in 15 minutes…

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Story of my life.

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theres so much a person can take till they up & leave.


this is jus the beginning….

this is jus the beginning….


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baha

baha

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How students sit in class

The new girl:

The bad boy:

The nerd:

The good boy:

The whore:

The lazy kid: 

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Come With Me
Sammie
Sammie
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